George: Why don't they have salsa on the table? Jerry: What do you need salsa for? George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America. Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?" George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!" Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"
Old Lady: What's bothering you? Is it my goiter? Elaine: Goiter? What goiter? Old Lady: This football shaped growth jutting out of my neck! Elaine: Oh, noit's distinctive; as a matter of fact I wish I had one!