Sofia Vergara stars as a beautiful, young Colombian named Gloria that marries that much older Jay on ABC's Modern Family.  With Gloria comes her 11-year-old son Manny from her previous marriage.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me

Oh, here we go, because in Colombia we trip over goats and we kill people in the street! Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!


Modern Family Quotes

Manny: Does this feel like a short visit to you, or a long one?
Jay: The pregnant one brought a stroller.

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