Sofia Vergara stars as a beautiful, young Colombian named Gloria that marries that much older Jay on ABC's Modern Family.  With Gloria comes her 11-year-old son Manny from her previous marriage.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes

I know how it works. I rented the wrong movie once. Did you see Glenn Gary Glenn and Ross?

Gloria

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

You're the last person who should give me anything. You got me here. You got me to graduation, to Cal tech. You did it. You're done.

Alex