Jay PritchettPlayed by: Ed O'Neill
Ed O'Neil plays Jay, the patriarch on ABC's Modern Family. Jay is a guys' guy who's in a bit of a mid-life crisis and has re-married a woman, Gloria, who is much much much younger than him. Good for Jay.
Jay: I'm down there for a funeral. It's such a sad event and I end up finding something that I thought was lost forever. This beautiful moment that meant so much to both of us, set against the backdrop of fighting commies. There's your movie.