Jay Pritchett Quotes
Season 4, Episode 24: "Goodnight Gracie"
Jay: I'm down there for a funeral. It's such a sad event and I end up finding something that I thought was lost forever. This beautiful moment that meant so much to both of us, set against the backdrop of fighting commies. There's your movie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: I was shipping off to Vietnam, you had the ass of a young Ann Margaret.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 23: "Games People Play"
Manny: What kind of man writes poetry on the computer?
Jay: You could've ended that sentence after poetry.
• Rating: Unrated
Gloria: He's a lying, scheming little sneak. That's my son.
Jay: Our son.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 22: "My Hero"
Jay: What did I say about these flowered blankets for him? He's starting to take after Hugh Hefner over there.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 21: "Career Day"
Gloria: You had a 3 hour nap on Sunday.
Jay: I was tired.
Gloria: From what, your 2 hour nap on Saturday?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: This behavior of yours is not gonna fly when you lose your looks.
Gloria: Awww, you'll be long gone by then.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 20: "Flip Flop"
Jay: There's no such thing as a professional Broadway enthusiast.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: You and Manny have the closest relationship I've ever seen. Hell he may never form a healthy attachment with another woman after you.
Gloria: You're just saying that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "The Future Dunphys"
Jay: You know what was a rare book at my school library, one that didn't have genitals drawn all over it.
• Rating: Unrated
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