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Jerry Seinfeld plays a fictionalized version of himself in his hit sitcom, Seinfeld.  Much like his real life counterpart, the Jerry on the show is a stand-up comedian.  Jerry lives in an apartment in New York City and most plot lines revolve around his crazy dating life as he plays the straight man to George and Kramer's wild adventures.

Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: Come on. Don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?Jerry: Yes they do!

One more day Farfle and you are pound bound!

Jerry

Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

I can't get a massage from a man.

George