Jerry Seinfeld plays a fictionalized version of himself in his hit sitcom, Seinfeld.  Much like his real life counterpart, the Jerry on the show is a stand-up comedian.  Jerry lives in an apartment in New York City and most plot lines revolve around his crazy dating life as he plays the straight man to George and Kramer's wild adventures.

Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: Come on. Don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?Jerry: Yes they do!

Dolores: Oh, Jerry.
Jerry: Oh...you.

Seinfeld Quotes

Susan: (pounding on Kramer's door) Kramer! Kramer!
Jerry: What's that? What's going on?
Susan: Kramer, open up, I know you're in there!
Jerry: Susan.
Susan: Kramer!
Jerry: What is going on?
Susan: You know what's going on? First, he vomits on me! Then, he burns down my father's cabin! And now, he's taken Mona away from me!

Dolores: Oh, Jerry.
Jerry: Oh...you.