Kent Brockman is the local news anchor slash celebrity on The Simpsons. Kent hosts the Channel 6 weekday news in addition to "Smartline," "Eye on Springfield," and "My Two Cents." Kent also won the state lottery in an episode, but continues to work as a news anchor.
Oh we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth, we'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if already in the gutter, to some other out of the way place. Oh we have our reasons. They're depressing, their ragged clothes, they're crazy, they smell bad. So every year on one conscience salving day, we toss these people a bone. A turkey bone. And that's supposed to make it all better.Kent Brockman
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Good evening, again, Springfield. Krusty the Clown, the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more than a common, alleged criminal. His trial, which begins tomorrow, has taken center ring in a national media circus as children of all ages from 8 to 80 hang on each new development like so many Romanian trapeze artists.Kent Brockman
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Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.Bart
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