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Lionel Hutz
Lionel Hutz was the go to ambulence chaser of Springfield until Phil Hartman's untimely death in 1998. Since then, this pathetic excuse for a lawyer has been retired and that's a shame... he was hilarious!
Lionel Hutz Quotes
I'm here defending you on the charges of . . . (looks at sheet) Murder One!? Even if I lose I'll be famous!
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(Grampa mourns Bea alone in his room.)
Lionel Hutz: It was a beautiful service, wasn't it, Mr. Simpson?
Grampa: (Yells) Who the hell are you?
Lionel Hutz: Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law! I'm the executor of Beatrice Simmons' estate. Mr. Simpson, Bea was a wealthy woman and, surprise, surprise, she left everything to you.
Grampa: Really?
Lionel Hutz: There is one catch. You must spend one night ina haunted house!
Grampa: (Gasps)
Lionel Hutz: (Chuckles) Just kidding, just kidding.
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Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!
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Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?
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