Nelson Muntz is the bully on The Simpsons and is voiced by Nancy Cartwright.  Nelson is probably best known for his class "Hah Hah" laugh he does at everyone.

Though Nelson is typically foun bullying Bart and other students, we've also seen his softer side as Lisa's boyfriend and even as Bart's friend.

Nelson Muntz Quotes

Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards!
Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.
Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
Flanders: (chuckles) Well boys, who'd have thought learning about religion could be fun?
Bart: Religion?
Milhouse: Learning?
Nelson: Let's get out of here!

I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.

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The Simpsons Quotes

The Constitution? I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed it to ensure our freedoms.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!