Sideshow Mel replaced Sideshow Bob after his incarceration as Krusty the Klown's assistant. Sideshow Mel, born Melvin Van Horne, is voiced by Dan Castellaneta.
Sideshow Mel: Bleh! There's cheese in this sandwich! Surely you know I'm lactose intolerant!
Sideshow Mel: Sorry? Do you know how sick this is going to make me? Come stand next to the bathroom door, I want to yell at you some more.
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Groundskeeper Willie: Come on ya pansies, I've seen fiercer fights in parliament
Sideshow Mel: What is this, prime minister's question time?
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Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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Mayor Quimby: And, uh, may the Force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Mayor Quimby: Sure, I do. You're one of the Little Rascals, right?
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