Gary Chalmers, aka Superintent Chalmers, aka Super Nintendo Chalmers by Ralph Wiggum, is Principal Skinner's boss on The Simpsons.  Chalmers is definitely one of the most normal characters on the show and despises the incompetence all around him.

Superintendent Chalmers Quotes

Principal Skinner: May I interest you in a jello brick, sir? There's a grape in the center.
Superintendent Chalmers: Well, I'm not made of stone.

Skinner: It will be featured in the fifth grade play of the Crucible.
Superintendent Chalmers: Good seats still available and by that I mean seats in the back where you can fall asleep.

The Simpsons Quotes

Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge! We haven't missed pork chop night since the great pig scare in '87!

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

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