The Janitor is a character on Scrubs played by Neil Flynn.  His real name is unknown and he is simply referred to as the Janitor on the show.  He is constantly lying and torments J.D. every day.

The Janitor Quotes

Janitor: What the hell are you?
Todd: I'm the Todd.

Dr. Kelso: I don't want to do this.
Janitor: I will just give the video tape to the police.
Dr. Kelso: Ladies and gentle, this is your chief of medical staff Bob Kelso, I feel compelled to tell you that I do in fact fear the Janitor. Honestly, is there anyone else of such brilliant mind? So please join me basking in the glow of the Janitors awesome... This isn't a word.
Janitor: Read it!
Dr. Kelso: ...'Fearatude'. Good night.
Janitor: ...and good luck! I love that movie.

Scrubs Quotes

I think there's a tchotchke in my bum.

Julie

Lonnie: Thanks for that.
Jordan: Keep movin', fetus face.

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