The Janitor is a character on Scrubs played by Neil Flynn.  His real name is unknown and he is simply referred to as the Janitor on the show.  He is constantly lying and torments J.D. every day.

The Janitor Quotes

Janitor: So I hear you're homeless. I wanna volunteer, give you a place to stay.
J.D.: I don't think so, buddy.
Janitor: Listen, crash in my garage. I guarantee you there will not be another person in there.
J.D.: You're gonna slather jam on my face and sic a family of raccoons on me, aren't you!
Janitor: Damn it. I've become predictable.

Janitor: Well, it-it - you know the only reason I was wearing the suit at all was because our, uh, a cappella band was... practicing.
Elliot: Oh, that's great! What's your band's name?
Janitor: Uh... It's, uh, Hibbleton. Yeah, yeah. And, um, I don't think it's going too far to say that we're the best hospital employee band in town.
Worthless Peons: Oh, really?

Scrubs Quotes

(To J.D.)Not so fast. You're my bitch now.

Jordan

Yo, Hooch is seriously crazy.

J.D.
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