Tom Brooks (played by Ryan Malgarini) is Gary and Allison's teenage son on the CBS sitcom Gary Unmarried.

Tom Brooks Quotes

Gary: Hey son, when are you leaving for the big dance?
Tom: As soon as cowzilla rips the roof off and plucks me out

Fine, but we are officially even. After this, I don't want to hear how my big head ruined your body

Tom [to his mom]