Tom Brooks Quotes
Ella: My people hate your people
Tom: You're talking about painters and floorers, not Koreans and whatever I am, right?
Tom: What are you reading?
Tom: I read the sequel, calculus
Allison [about riding a dirt bike]: Get on there, what's the worst that could happen?
Tom: I dunno, having to learn to type with a pencil taped to my head?
Tom: mom, they have a hamburger that costs $23
Gary: does it come with a picture of the chef laughing at you?
Gary: Are you okay?
Tom: No I'm not okay, my heart is beating so fast my tie is moving
Gary: Hey son, when are you leaving for the big dance?
Tom: As soon as cowzilla rips the roof off and plucks me out
Fine, but we are officially even. After this, I don't want to hear how my big head ruined your body