Tom Brooks Quotes
Season 1, Episode 18: "Gary and the Trophy"
Ella: My people hate your people
Tom: You're talking about painters and floorers, not Koreans and whatever I am, right?
• Rating: Unrated
Tom: What are you reading?
Ella: Pre-calc
Tom: I read the sequel, calculus
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 16: "Gary Uses His Veto"
Allison [about riding a dirt bike]: Get on there, what's the worst that could happen?
Tom: I dunno, having to learn to type with a pencil taped to my head?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 15: "Gary's Ex-Brother-In-Law"
Tom: mom, they have a hamburger that costs $23
Allison: oh
Gary: does it come with a picture of the chef laughing at you?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 13: "Gary Moves In"
Gary: Are you okay?
Tom: No I'm not okay, my heart is beating so fast my tie is moving
• Rating: Unrated
Gary: Hey son, when are you leaving for the big dance?
Tom: As soon as cowzilla rips the roof off and plucks me out
• Rating: Unrated
Tom [to his mom]: Fine, but we are officially even. After this, I don't want to hear how my big head ruined your body
• Rating: Unrated
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