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Waylon Smithers is Mr. Burns' sychophant assistant on The Simpsons.  Smithers is definitely portrayed as a closeted homosexual having frequented Springfield's gay village and going on vacations to an all male resort.  He also seems to have creepy fantasies about Mr. Burns.

Waylon has basically grown up at the nuclear power plant when his father died of radiation poisoning there.

Waylon Smithers Quotes

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...

Mr. Burns: (holding a miniature plane) We'll take the Spruce Goose. Hop in.
Smithers: But sure I
(Burns pulls out a gun)
Mr. Burns: I said hop in.

The Simpsons Quotes

MARGE! Where are you? Did you change your name? Is it Kelly? KELLY!

Homer

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

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