Charlie and Chelsea watch a game of basketball and discuss Chelsea going to her ex-mother-in-law's funeral and spending the night with her ex-husband. Enter the jealousy!
Chelsea is very shocked when she borrows Charlie's phone and discovers some nude pictures on there. Good old Berta is always there for support... or to laugh at his misfortune.
Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow? Alan: Why? Jake: I want to hang out with my friends. Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you? Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."
Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit? Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket