Jake Harper Photograph

Jake has a crush on his chemistry teacher. That's what he's pondering in this photo from "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets."
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The Two and a Half Men

Walden, Alan and Jake converse in this Two and a Half Men scene. It's courtesy of the episode "Thank You For The Intercourse."
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Jake on Skype

Jake uses Skype to communicate with Alan in this scene from the Two and a Half Men Season 10 premiere.
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Missi & Jake

Missi and Jake head to the beach house on Two and a Half Men. "Avoid the Chinese Mustard" is the seventh episode of the show's tenth season.
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Jake's New Girlfriend

Jake brings home his much older girlfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Paint It, Pierce It, or Plug It" is the 15th episode of the show's tenth season.
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Tammy Is Furious

Tammy is furious with Jake when she finds out he's been cheating on her and with whom on Two and a Half Men. "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show" is the 20th episode of the show's tenth season.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket