Alan: You earned that A. Jake: Wendy Chow got an A+. Evelyn: There, you hear that? Wendy Chow got an A plus. Alan: Wendy Chow is a freak of nature! She cloned a goldfish for the science fair! We can't compare Jake to her. Evelyn: Well, who should we compare him to, then: the paste eaters and the unibrows?