Despite Jake's constant please to drive, Charlie takes the wheel as the two of them reverse... over Chelsea's cat... to get some food.
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Jake keeps trying to wake up Charlie to convince him to let Jake use his permit and go for a drive in Charlie's $80,000 Mercedes. Not gonna happen.
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Just when Alan and Charlie think they have their house back, they realized they're whipped by the third generation... Jake and his girlfriend, Celeste.
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Jake takes a picture of himself with his cell phone to show his nine year old girlfriend that he is in fact wearing the necklace she gave him. Now help me with my math homework.
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Jake is dating a nine year old at school in order to get her help on his math homework. Here he is on the phone with her with Charlie in the background.
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Angus T. Jones stars as Jake Harper on Two and a Half Men. Jake is Alan's son and is definitely an underachiever but quite the eater.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie