Alan: Look, I appreciate your feelings for me, but I have to tell you, I really think your daughter deserves a lot of respect. I mean, it takes real courage to make changes in your life and not worry what everybody thinks. Judith: Thank you, Alan. Evelyn: That's true. The lesbians of my generation where to scared to come out of the closet. Lenore: Does that mean what I think it means? Alan: You haven't told them? Judith: No. I thought it would be more appropriate coming from your mother. Evelyn: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I faux pas?
Judith [to the class]: OK, everybody, what we're gonna do is put the girls on one side and the boys on the other. Alan: Sure, start splitting them up early. That's your answer for everything, isn't it? Judith: Excuse me? Alan: Uh, would Mrs. Plaintiff please see Mr. Respondent in the hallway?