Ted and Billy Crisp

Ted argues with his brother, Billy (Eddie McClintock) who he helped land a sales job for.
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Ted Kisses Greta

Looks like there's no translation device needed as Ted goes in to kiss Greta (Stefanie von Pfetten).
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Ted and Linda Accused

Ted and Linda get falsely accused of sexual harassment by Veridian on Better Off Ted.
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Ted, Veronica and the Boss

Ted and Veronica team up to use information from Rose to save people from needlessly getting fired.
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Ted Goes Crazy

Ted channels his anger towards his ex-wife in his fight against the Groth in his medieval fight club he joined.
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Ted Declared Winner

Ted is declared the winner by the King / IT guy after winning his first fight at the medieval fight club.
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Ted Defeats the Groth

Ted takes down the dreaded Groth in a fight no one thought he would win on last night's Better Off Ted.
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Ted Duels

Ted joins Phil and Lem's medieval fight club and duels against a fellow peon to rise in the ranks.
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Ted at Lunch

Ted goes out to lunch with the middle management guys over fifty in an effort to try and please everyone in his life. Good luck.
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Lem, Veronica and Ted Discuss

Lem joins Ted and Veronica in a discussion about the new motion sensors that are indifferent towards the black employees of Veridian.
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Ted and Don's Man Date

Ted and Don (Kristoffer Polaha) go on a racquetball man date and Ted ends up actually liking Don much to Linda's chagrin.
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Ted and Linda Discuss

Ted and Linda discuss their little kiss they had through their HAZMAT suits in last night's Better Off Ted, "Through Rose-Color HAZMAT Suits."
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Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie