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Ted uses his influence at Veridian to have his fast talking brother, Billy (Eddie McClintock) hired as a salesman; a Charity for girls gives Veronica an award.
Ted uses a Veridian translation device to communicate with a beautiful German executive, but the face the device uses Phil's voice is killing the mood.
When a rival at Veridian is also working on a propulsion toy for kids, Ted and Veronica hatch different plans for the competition.
When a typo in a memo goes out, people in Veridian begin insulting each other; Veronica is convinced she got her job because of a typo.
While Ted tries to deal with a security guard that talks too much; Phil and Lem have to work directly with Veronica.
When an overworked employee at Veridian dies, Veronica convinces the company to work harder as a result.
When Ted and Linda are falsely accused of sexual harassment, Veronica defends them and convinces Veridian sexual harassment is a disease and the employees go crazy.
Ted is forced to step into Veronica's personal life when her relationship with Mordor is interfering with work; Lem tries to figure out why Veridian wants him to wear a red lab coat.
Linda makes a suggestion on Ted's project, a light bulb that burns forever, and gets all the credit; Lem's mother (Khandi Alexander) visits and begins having an affair with Dr. Bhamba.
Veronica tries to get info on layoffs at Veridian from Rose, who knows someone from her play group; Lem has an affair with a lawyer billing him by the hour; Linda makes Phil the main character in her book.
Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of thingsTed
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Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Ted: Halloween and pie
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