The always hilarious and nerdy Comic Book Guy is voiced by Hank Azaria. Few people know that Comic Book Guy's real name is Jeff Albertson. Now you too can forget it.
Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?