Homer: Why did you let that loser into our home? Marge: I'll tell you why--Christian charity. Homer: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this?
Patty: Elvis Stojko is so handsome! Selma: He can grease up my skates anytime! Moe: Don't you hags know that all male figure skaters are twinkly in the lutz? Elvis Stojko: That's a common misconception. I have a girlfriend in Vancouver. Moe: Made up girlfriend, made up city!