Peter: Richard. Hey Richard. Can I get your uatograph? Richard Dreyfus: Fine. You have a pen and paper? Peter: What do I look like a Staples? I don't carry that stuff around. Richard Dreyfus: Look I'm sorry I can't help you. Peter: What you're too big and famous to go to the corner drug store and pick up a pen and paper and possibly some other groceries I need and come back and sign several things for me? You're a jerk.