Veronica: I was up against this man--Walter--who had the same last name as I do, although we pronounce it differently. Linda: There's another way to pronounce "Palmer"? Veronica: In his family, the "P" is silent. I think it's Dutch. It sounds like their stupid handiwork, with their cheese and their giant propeller buildings. Linda: So Walter... "Almer"? Veronica: I know. Those people are unbelievable.
Ted: "Employees must now use offensive or insulting language in the workplace." This has to be a mistake. Why would the company want us to swear at each other? Veronica: Well, maybe they're trying to make the people at work seem more like a real family, Butt-Munch. Yeah this is going to be good. Linda: Like everything the company does to us, it's gotta be about money. Maybe when someone's called a "lazy sack of crap," they work harder so they can just be a "sack of crap." Ted: Oh, this is gonna be a problem. People here follow memos. Especially since that memo came out saying people have to follow memos.