Susan moves into a trailer after Edie burns down her house.
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Tom gets caught with another woman in Atlantic City and returns home to find Lynette and the kids gone.
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When Edie learns that Susan was the other woman, there's problems for everyone.
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When Lynette sends dirty instant messages on behalf on Ed, someone has to get fired and it ends up being Tom.
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Gaby and Carlos win temporary custody of their adopted baby girl, Lily.
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Felicia Tillman returns to Wisteria Lane to publicly accuse Paul of killing her sister.
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Carlos and Gaby speak with a mother about potentially adopting her child, only to learn she never told the father.
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Bree checks in to Alcholic's Anonymouse in order to avoid letting her son win when he claims she hit him.
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Bree proves to be a terrible babysitter when she passes out drunk while watching Lynette's kids.
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A picture of Xiao-Mei, the maid that Carlos and Gaby hire to avoid her from being deported.
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Betty and Matthew Applewhite are using a little blackmail to keep themselves protected.
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Bree winds up in jail when she gets a DUI and is forced to walk home.
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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Quotes

Sister Mary: Carlos is a diamond in the rough, a flawed man to be sure, but someone who is desperately searching for something to believe in. To satisfy your materialism, he ended up breaking the law. To deal with your adultery, he resorted to assault. As long as he's with you, he will never find what he's looking for.
Gabrielle: Well, I guess he should have thought of that before he married me.
Sister Mary: Some marriages are meant to be annulled.
Gabrielle: What the hell kind of nun are you? Look, if you try to come between me and my husband, I will take you down.
Sister Mary: I grew up on the south side of Chicago. If you wanna threaten me, you're gonna have to do a lot better than that.
Gabrielle: You listen to me, you little bitch. You do not want to start a war with me.
Sister Mary: Well, I have God on my side. Bring it on.

Andrew: When the cops get here, my official position will be "Oh, my god, I'm being raised by a homicidal maniac!" I think I might even throw in a few tears.
Bree: You would actually let the police arrest your own mother?
Andrew: Hey, we all gotta cut the apron strings at some point.