Pauly D rides into the Jersey Shore ... and into the record books for all-time most absurd reality TV character.

Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.


I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.