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Summer at the Jersey Shore kicks off when eight soon-to-be roommates move into their summer share.

Romance heats up between Sammi and Mike, but all is lost when the guys invite three random girls to join them in the hot tub.

Snooki comes on way too strong, and finds herself the outcast.

She can only hope that first impressions won't be lasting impressions.

Yeah, right.

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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.

Mike
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