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Dude I got a f**kin' tanning bed in my place, that's how serious I am about bein' a Guido and living up to that lifestyle. My tagline is 'I'm Your Girl's Favorite DJ.' I want the girls to c** in their pants when they hear my music.

Pauly D

When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I f*%ked up ... story of my life.

Snooki

My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy and live my life.

Snooki

You just take your shirt off and they come to you, it's like a fly comes to sh!t.

Ronnie

I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell.

JWoww

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

JWoww

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel. Can't leave without my gel.

Pauly D

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle. It's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel ... everything.

Pauly D

If you're not a guido then you can get the f*ck outta my face.

Sammi

A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heals, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it.

Sammi

Your #1 mission is to go out and find the hottest guido and take him home.

Sammi

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.

Mike
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