Dude I got a f**kin' tanning bed in my place, that's how serious I am about bein' a Guido and living up to that lifestyle. My tagline is 'I'm Your Girl's Favorite DJ.' I want the girls to c** in their pants when they hear my music.

Pauly D

When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I f*%ked up ... story of my life.

Snooki

My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy and live my life.

Snooki

You just take your shirt off and they come to you, it's like a fly comes to sh!t.

Ronnie

I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell.

JWoww

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

JWoww

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel. Can't leave without my gel.

Pauly D

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle. It's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel ... everything.

Pauly D

If you're not a guido then you can get the f*ck outta my face.

Sammi
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