Phil as a hairdresser on Modern Family? Why does this not seem remotely far fetched?!?
Phil gets sidetracked at a salon on Modern Family. "A Hard Jay's Not" is the 19th episode of the show's fifth season.

Modern Family Season 5 Episode 19 Quotes

Cam: Hey we got a package from my dad!
Mitchell: No air holes in the box, that's a good sign.
Cam: Lily loved having that chicken.
Mitchell: One more time than she realized.

Just a warning, I haven't shampooed professionally since college and that was only part-time to pay for my cheer gear.