Modern Family Season 5 Episode 19: "A Hard Jay's Night" Quotes
Mitchell: This is how Cam's dad sees me, like some fawning damsel.
Jay: If anything, Cam's the damsel.
Mitchell: Dad! Thanks.
C'mon we gotta go! That party's full of sophomores. Those women have lived.Luke
Back in Vietnam I had Hepatitis, still managed to cook Thanksgiving dinner for 300 soldiers. I think I can handle sauce.
This hair at a pool party? One dunk and it goes off like an airbag.Manny
Cam: Hey we got a package from my dad!
Mitchell: No air holes in the box, that's a good sign.
Cam: Lily loved having that chicken.
Mitchell: One more time than she realized.
Just a warning, I haven't shampooed professionally since college and that was only part-time to pay for my cheer gear.Phil