Michael Scott in "Two Weeks" from the fifth season of The Office. Dude has totally gone off the rails.
Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer) on The Office. How will their new company fare?

The Office Season 5 Episode 21 Quotes

Kevin: Michael is that scotch?
Michael: Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets drunk like scotch. Clinky, clinky-clink. Come-on... come on, come on.

He finally has a story everyone wants to hear... and he knows it.