Sundays 8:00 PM on FOX
The-simpsons
No photos found

Want more The Simpsons?

Sign up for our daily newsletter and receive the latest tv news delivered to your inbox for free!

The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 16 Quotes

(Marge tracks down Lurleen's father.)
Marge: Hello. Are you Royce Lumpkin?
Royce: That's right.
Marge: The father of Lurleen Lumpkin?
Royce: Lurleen? (sighs) I ain't seen my little girl in 30 years. She must be what, uh, 12, 13 by now?
Marge: She's 34, and she's having a rough time!
Royce: Oh, man. I better whiskey up these corn flakes. (pours whiskey in his cereal)
Marge: She needs to see you right away!
Royce: Aw, man. I better heroin up this orange juice. (shoots contents of a syringe into his glass)

(to Lurleen) If you ever come near Homer again, I'll strangle you with your own hair extensions. That's right, I know.

Marge
x Close Ad