Milhouse: Will there be cavemen in heaven? Sunday School Teacher: Certainly not! Bart: Um, ma'am, what if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven? Sunday School Teacher: For the last time, Bart, yes!
Homer: Ooh! Look at this one! "The Hammer of Thor: It will sends your pins to...Val-halla." Lisa? Lisa: Valhalla is where Vikings go when they die. Homer: Oh, that's some ball!
