Lisa: My name is Lisa. What are your names? Yokel Child: Whitney. Yokel Child: Jitney. Yokel Child: Dubya. Yokel Child: Incest. Yokel Child: Krystalmeth. Yokel Child: International Harvester. Yokel Child: Birthday. Jitney: Awwww, are we gonna do this much work every day?
(Bart tries to reject conversation with his therapist.) Dr. Swanson: Well, I get paid whether you make progress or not. Why don't we just kill the time playing video games? Bart: (Sarcastically) Yeah right. I bet you got a bunch of learning games. Why don't you go online and find a boyfriend, while I take a nap? (Bart turns over and lies down on the couch.) Dr Swanson: Actually, I just got "Death Kill City II: Death Kill Stories!" Bart: Whoa! You've got DKCIIDKS?! That one's rated bad for everyone!