You gotta love the pun.
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Not quite as outrageous as when Family Guy or It's Always Sunny do it, but still classic.
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Lisa takes her crossword puzzles very seriously. Homer? He just wants a quick buck.
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Homer had hair once! Insane!
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This is getting ridiculous. There are as many of these as Super Bowls. Almost. Not really. Still, there are a lot.
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Bart and Simon decide to switch places. The joke is on Bart.
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Great play on words. Verizon? Horizon? Get it?!
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Homer and Flanders make great partners in crime.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Horst: Stop it!
Man: Stop, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
Man: Stop it.
Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--
Horst: Burns, Stop it!