You gotta love the pun.
Not quite as outrageous as when Family Guy or It's Always Sunny do it, but still classic.
Lisa takes her crossword puzzles very seriously. Homer? He just wants a quick buck.
Homer had hair once! Insane!
This is getting ridiculous. There are as many of these as Super Bowls. Almost. Not really. Still, there are a lot.
Bart and Simon decide to switch places. The joke is on Bart.
Great play on words. Verizon? Horizon? Get it?!
Homer and Flanders make great partners in crime.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Horst: Stop it!
Man: Stop, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
Man: Stop it.
Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--
Horst: Burns, Stop it!