When Mr. Burns falls ill, only Bart has the rare blood type necessary to save him.
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Bart, Milhouse and Martin all learn they can't trust each other when they pool their money together to buy the first Radioactive Man.
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Homer and Marge makeup after Home lets a legendary catfish, General Sherman go.
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Lisa falls for her substitute teacher, Mr. Bergstrom (Dustin Hoffman) and his unconventional teaching style.
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Marge paints a portrait of Mr. Burns and portrays him his naked, frail form.
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Grampa falls in love with a waoman named Beatrice Simmons.
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Bart has to take Santa's Little Helper to obedience school if he wants to keep his dog.
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Homer meets his half-brother Herbert Powell (Danny DeVito) a successful CEO of a car manufacturer.
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When Homer tries to set up Principal Skinner with Selma, he ends up falling for her sister, Patty instead.
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Homer gets illegal cable and as much as he's enjoying the stations, Lisa begins to guilt him.
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In a flashback, we learn how Homer and Marge met in high school back in 1974.
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When Homer orders a Blowfish sushi, he ends up being told he has 22 hours to live.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

Homer