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Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 21 Quotes

Alan: What do you want?
Berta: A motorcycle and another night with Neil Diamond.

Alan: If I am such a great guy, then why did Lyndsey leave me?
Berta: Oh, there is no telling with chicks, but don't worry, you will find somebody else
Alan: As good as Lyndsey?
Berta: Ha, look at you, already making jokes.

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