Walden helps Nicole with her project in the hopes that she'll have time to date him on Two and a Half Men. "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball" is the 12th episode of the show's 11th season.
Alan gives Jenny relationship advice on how to keep her girlfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Tazed in the Lady Nuts" is the 11th episode of the show's 11th season.
Alan's transgender girlfriend's ex hits on him on Two and a Half Men. "On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!" is the tenth episode of the show's 11th season.
Alan meets his long time crush actress Lynda Carter on Two and a Half Men. "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants" is the sixth episode of the show's 11th season.
Alan tries to figure out why Lyndsey's with her boyfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003" is the fifth episode of the show's 11th season.
Walden parties with Jenny and some of her friends on Two and a Half Men. "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank" is the fourth episode of the show's 11th season.
Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow? Alan: Why? Jake: I want to hang out with my friends. Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you? Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."
Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit? Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket