Quagmire: That fat bastard murdered Lois! That son of a bitch; he's a killer like Bernie Getz! You know, the killer from the eighties. I used to do a bit on him back when I did stand-up. (Flashback to a younger Quagmire on a stage) Quagmire: Ah, what else is in the news? Oh, oh Bernie Getz. D-Did you hear this? This guy Bernie Getz shot a bunch of muggers on the subway. Wouldn't mind having him when I go see my mother in law. (Microphone whines) No, but really, New York City's a great place to live...if you're a COCKROACH! Man in Audience: You suck!! Quagmire: (Sadly) I know.
Brian: Great. This is even a bigger waist of time then Ringo's songwriting. (Cuts to a scene with Paul McCartney, George Harrison and John Lennon in a recording studio when Ringo Starr enters) Ringo: Hey guys I wrote a song! Paul: Oh thats great! John: Oh good Ringo! George: Fantastic! Paul: (Takes the song) You know what? I'm gonna put it right here. (hangs it up on a refrigerator) Right on the refrigerator. That way we'll get to see it everyday. Ringo: All right!