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Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

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• Added: September 29, 2009

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire

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• Added: November 10, 2014

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