A crazy clown is after you? Oh, that's rich!

Ticket Taker

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Related Quotes:
Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes, Seinfeld Quotes
Added by:

Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

I don't like the opera. What are they singing for? Who sings? You got something to say, say it.


(to a police officer) But officer, he threatened me. I don't understand, that's not right. What if it was the President of the United States, I bet you'd investigate. Well, so what? What's the difference? I'm a comedian of the United States. And I'll tell you, I'm under just as much pressure.