A minute you're just friends watching Falcon Crest and the next, you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket

Claire [to Haley in front of a boy]

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Character:
Claire Dunphy
Episode:
Modern Family Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
Show:
Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Yes, I've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby... but that's science. You can't fight it.

Cameron

If Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she got mono for a few months and then tell everyone the baby's yours?

Alex