Claire Dunphy Quotes
Season 3, Episode 14: "Me? Jealous?"
Claire: I know it's stupid, but it's nice to know that sometimes you'll fight for me and all I have to do is laugh at some other guy's story.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "Little Bo Bleep"
Phil: All over YouTube.
Claire: It went viral.
Phil: Some sicko auto-tunned me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Luke: You yelled at my teacher for calling me special.
Claire: Hunnie that wasn't a compliment.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Egg Drop"
Claire [to Jay]: The way we compete with each other is sick! Two 13-year-olds knew how to take advantage of us.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 11: "Lifetime Supply"
Claire: I assure you, you are fine.
Phil: That's very comforting coming from a marketing major at a party school.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire [to Luke]: Honey don't you think it's weird that one of your friends is an 80-year-old man?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Express Christmas"
Claire: Oh thank God, here comes Phil and the butterball.
Manny: Hey, I have a name!!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Listen to me, your whole life has led to this moment. All the training, the hours of dedication, there's not a soul alive that can touch you when it comes to shopping and baby you know it. Look at me, be you!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "Punkin Chunkin"
Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "After the Fire"
Claire: Mitchell is turning Gloria into mom.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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