Claire Dunphy Quotes
Season 4, Episode 23: "Games People Play"
Claire: 10 days on the road with those kids? Winnebag-no.
• Rating: Unrated
Claire: Maybe I bring out the worst in them when there's no fun loving Phil around to neutralize my toxins.
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Season 4, Episode 22: "My Hero"
Claire: The way he looked at me, it was like I wore a tube top in church.
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Season 4, Episode 21: "Career Day"
Claire: You have dumb ideas.
Phil: Name one...that went on for awhile.
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Season 4, Episode 19: "The Future Dunphys"
Claire: Alex what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.
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Season 4, Episode 18: "The Wow Factor"
Claire: Yesterday I accidentally said eleventy five.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "Bad Hair Day"
Claire: All of that explaining is going out and the alcohol is not going in.
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Season 4, Episode 14: "A Slight at the Opera"
Claire: I wanted to tell Haley the dangers of starting a family too early but what could I say that couldn't have been said better by a screaming baby?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 13: "Fulgencio"
Haley: Dad tried to fix all our problems and instead ruined all our lives.
Alex: Nightmare.
Claire: You girls are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?
• Rating: Unrated
Claire: You have an in law who no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can't win over.
Jay: What about it?
Claire: Oh that doesn't sound familiar?
Jay:You're not saying.
Claire: Mmhmm, yeah I am.
Jay: Son of a bitch, I'm Phil!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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