The Big Bang Theory

Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBS
The big bang theory
TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

Sheldon

Rating: 4.9 / 5.0 (54 Votes)
Character:
Episode:
Show:
Related Quotes:
Sheldon Cooper Quotes, The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes, TBBT Quotes
Added by:
Added:

The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

Sheldon

Sheldon: I can't give a speech.
Wolowitz: No, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can't do is shut up.
Raj: Before the movie, you did twenty minutes on why guacamole turns brown. It turned brown while you were talking.