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Brittany is one of the most DTF chicks I've ever met, and she'll be here in 20 minutes.

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Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

It was no, like, 'Mike wanted to snuggle and I said no.' Because I don't want you. Just so you know.

Deena