Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Like More Than A Friend" Quotes

Ronnie: F--k me in the a$$ with a spiked bat. I'd rather not do that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Mike: Brittany is one of the most DTF chicks I've ever met, and she'll be here in 20 minutes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: This match with the gold glasses and the gold watch ... yeah buddy, fresh from the feet up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: [on Snooki] She loves hot salami.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: Snooks made the first pizza pie, came out pretty good. I mean if Snooki can do it, we all can do it, you know what I mean.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Like I don't speak Italian, how the f*&k am I supposed to know how to cook a pizza.
 • Rating: Unrated

JWoww: We're working at a f@#king pizzeria in Florence. When I'm 80 years old and I'm making pizza in my kitchen and I'm teaching my kids how to make pizza and they ask me, oh, where'd you make pizza, bitch I made it in Florence, that's where I made pizza so shut your mouth and enjoy my pizza.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki : I legit wake up at like 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: I hear Snooki talking to Jionni on the phone she was upset, but The Situation is very good when it comes to relationship advice.
 • Rating: Unrated

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