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F--k me in the a$$ with a spiked bat. I'd rather not do that.

Ronnie

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

Brittany is one of the most DTF chicks I've ever met, and she'll be here in 20 minutes.

Mike

This match with the gold glasses and the gold watch ... yeah buddy, fresh from the feet up.

Pauly D

[on Snooki] She loves hot salami.

Vinny

Snooks made the first pizza pie, came out pretty good. I mean if Snooki can do it, we all can do it, you know what I mean.

Ronnie

Like I don't speak Italian, how the f*&k am I supposed to know how to cook a pizza.

Snooki

We're working at a f@#king pizzeria in Florence. When I'm 80 years old and I'm making pizza in my kitchen and I'm teaching my kids how to make pizza and they ask me, oh, where'd you make pizza, bitch I made it in Florence, that's where I made pizza so shut your mouth and enjoy my pizza.

JWoww

I legit wake up at like 3 o'clock in the afternoon.

Snooki

I hear Snooki talking to Jionni on the phone she was upset, but The Situation is very good when it comes to relationship advice.

Mike

The girls are out and I'm starting to suspect they're not going to cook dinner.

Vinny

Mike: You put the pasta in before it boils?
Deena: Don't worry, we got a drainer.

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Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

It was no, like, 'Mike wanted to snuggle and I said no.' Because I don't want you. Just so you know.

Deena