I don't know what you are. But you're no Aswang.

Wu

Wu: And by "ready," you mean "off the deep end"?
Hank: There is no shallow end in this pool.

Hank: Want to get a couple of things clear first.
Wu: "First"? There's a second?

Hey! This was fun, thanks for the food. Oh and I broke up with Davis because I still love you. Goodnight!

Annabeth [to Lavon]

Oh my God, I'm thisclose to people calling me Crazy Wade!

Wade

He loves you, you love him. Isn't that what you serenaded Meatball about?

Brick [to Zoe]

C'mon Lavon, I've seen you in tights plenty of times.

George

You love him. He loves you. There has to be some way to figure things out. Just don't close the door is all I'm saying.

Lavon [to Zoe]

You are not a journalist. You write a blog about a town roughly the size of Sesame Street.

Lemon [to Dash]

Zoe: I am a capable person. I can handle this, just like I handled childhood, college, medical school.
George: Exactly.
Zoe: On my own.

Sarah: You owe me an explanation... and you owe our baby.
Alan: Our what? Are you saying we have a child?
Sarah: No Alan, there's no child.
Alan: I'm so sorry.
Sarah: There's no child because I'm still pregnant. I've been pregnant for the last 15 months.

Peter: Why would Ilaria be interested in some crackpot isolationist cult? And why would my brother be investigating them?
Sarah: Well I'd be surprised if he's here for the food.
Peter: This isn't a joke. He has been discredited by the CDC and don't forget about the International arrest warrants. Whatever he is doing here, we're to have no contact with him.