Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!Schmidt
That's too much whisky for my frame.Winston
Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.
You got hurt on a hog man!Nick
Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.Cece
Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?Jess
I don't understand. Is Toby your name?Schmidt
JJ: She likes you.
Severide; Your mom?
JJ: She calls you Kelly. Ever since my dad died, she calls almost every guy "nitwit", but you're just Kelly.
Nelson: Al Nelson, I'm with the Board of Ethics. I'm here to discuss the bribe you received.
Casey: I didn't realize the Board of Ethics would be involved.
Nelson: No? Do you know what the Board of Ethics does?
In my experience where there’s a mouthpiece, there’s a secret.Leo [to Lex]
You’re determined to get me killed in here, aren’t you?Jake [to Lex]
Hey. I’ve got 11 year olds in there holding it together better than you. Reign it in.Katie [to Jake]