Or you can pull the hose out of the bucket and let the hose run free.


There are gaps in my knowledge. This is hardly news.


Kinky badinky!


The secret to happiness is burying all your true feelings and living a life of bland compromise.


Kevin: What the fuck is happening?
Virgil: The fire alarm is going off, sir, and we have a bird loose in the lobby.

Patti: Why do you think someone would want to kill me?
Kevin: You tell me.
Patti: Because they'd rather put a bullet in my head than accept my truth.
Kevin: What is your truth?
Patti: Well, shit Kevin, you wrote me a check for $50,000. What do you think my truth is?
Kevin: You want to destroy families.

Do you want to drop me in or do you want to push me in? Pushing is probably easier.

Little Patti

Kevin: It's not a fucking hotel. Someone just tried to kill me.
Virgil: Oh.
Kevin: Oh?!
Virgil: Well, it makes sense. It's a pitfall of your chosen occupation.
Kevin: Which is what?
Virgil: Look at the way you're dressed man. You're an international assassin.
Kevin: Are you fucking serious?
Virgil: That is why you checked into the hotel, isn't it?
Kevin: I didn't check into the hotel. I, I drank that shit that you gave me and then I woke up in a bathtub.
Virgil: OK, Kevin, you have to stop thinking in such straight lines, because she surely will not be. She thinks in spirals and helixes and zig zags and circles.
Kevin: Patti?
Virgil: Your target.

Kevin: How are you here?
Virgil: Sorry?
Kevin: If I had to die to get here, what are you doing here?
Virgil: Atoning.

Allison: You said no more bodies.
Ivan: I reconsidered.

I say, let's be professionals, you and I, make it to the very top, the summit of the world.


Allison: Welcome to Operation Iraqqi Freedom.
Carrie: That bad, huh?
Allison: Worse.

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