Just you and me and 20 seconds of peace and quiet


There are so many amazing adventures ahead of you and I don't want you to miss out on a single one because of me.


Mona's body might actually be in there. It's bad enough she's gone, but if she went like this...


Emily: I can't believe you told Ezra and lived to talk about it.
Aria: I know! I wasted so much energy worrying about how he was going to react that I could've been worrying about all the other things I have to worry about.

Once bitten, very, very bloody shy.

Lisa Vanderpump

Lisa Vanderpump's closet is off the hook with like altars to purses.

Eileen Davidson

This bitch is easy to deal with unlike some of the others in my life.

Lisa Vanderpump

How about a little Neosporin? Get a grip.

Eileen Davidson

When sisters collide I don't know what the f**k to do.

Lisa Rinna

I don't even want to go to Talmadge. I was just scared that if I didn't get in, I'd be stuck here.


Since I can spend the rest of my life in an orange jumpsuit, I think that I get the final say here.


Don't let the deafness throw you Coach.