Favorite Quotes
I could make you cut your own throat if I wanted to.
Jesse
(to Rita) I feel... such regret, which is rare for me.
Dexter
Maybe you're not regressing if you're returning to something you love.
Clay [to Jason]
Chris: Man.. you are just knocking these off. You're like a ninja crossed with a Jedi or something.
Tom: You're like a nerd mixed with a dork or something.
Chris: Tom, Star Wars is not that nerdy.
When I said I'd take a bullet for the city, I didn't mean it literally.
Ray Price
Kraus: This is not protocol.
Winston: It's not. It's a life. Rashida's.
When I first met her I thought she needed me because she didn't have him, but she didn't need either of us.
Ethan
Newton: Barry Manilow was an underappreciated genius of his time.
LaMarr: Then how come I want to throw myself out of the airlock?
Yaphit: I gotta say, watching your corpse drift away to this music would be so peaceful.
Chanel: The fact that Sarah dumped you on your wedding day and went back to her ex should tell you she's not interested.
Xander: It turns out that wasn't her.
Chanel: What, was it the Devil?
Xander: No. It was Kristen Dimera in a Sarah mask.
Chanel: This town is beyond weird.
The Doctor: Oooh, fun fact. If you weave dragline spider silk as thick as a pencil, it's strong enough to stop a plane in flight.
Graham: You're kidding.
The Doctor: I'm not. I've had to deal with it. Well, me and Amelia Earhart. You'd like her. She's a right laugh.
You figured it out yet? The other shoe?
Outlaw Liz [to Liz]
Harvey: You're not leaving until I get an answer.
Louis: Get the hell off me.